- soulja\ boy
- 1. (Soulja Boy) (10798↑, 1353↓)Another half-assed rapper from the south who only seems to rap about Bapes or getting crunk. Sadly, his newest song "Crank Dat" has seemed to garner the attention of almost every 16-17 year old teenage girl. He is the perfect example of the typical southern snap crap.
Look at his lyrics: "soulja boy up in dis ho watch me crank and watch me roll watch me crank dat soulja boy den supaman dat ho now watch me YUUUUUUU crank dat soulja boy YUUUUUUU crank dat soulja boy YUUUUUUU crank dat soulja boy YUUUUUUU" ----- Sadly, This is the new hip-hop...
Author: Mobb2x http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/25405992. (soulja boy) (10152↑, 1515↓)A stupid loser who can't rap for shit. He has trouble with english, and can only speak a couple sentences. He looks like shit, he's a fucking wannabe, and a fucking poser. Flava Flav could rap better than that motherfucker. (If you even call soulja boy's piece of shit songs "rap") For all you stupid soulja boy fan-boys/girls, giving me a thumbs down won't do shit about soulja boy's fucking disgusting face.Soulja Shit: CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY Person: Shut the fuck up you loser. Soulja Shit: THEN SUPERMAN DAT HOE Person: I would rather fuck my dog AND listen to Flava Flav's songs at the same time than listen to garbage like that Take your fucking ugly ass face out of the fucking music industry.
Author: Hip Hop is dead http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/25826423. (soulja boy) (4793↑, 918↓)A fakeass moron who steals catch phrases from actual famous rappers in hopes of being famous himself. He apparently believes yelling "What’s Hannenin" (which is a catch phrase from Dem Franchise Boyz) about 30 times is a good song, but in reality is just a sad excuse for his inability to create REAL rhymes.person 1:I want me some Soulja Boy Person 2:Then i guess u want a bag of shit too? Soulja Boy:What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin Dem Framcjose Boyz:Get your own damn thing bitch
Author: Knee-Grow10 http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/24343164. (Soulja Boy) (2914↑, 536↓)[Nate Mathews], a 17 year old boy who lives with his mother and father that makes songs that hormone-deafened adolescents love. songs: Yahh Bitch [Crank Dat]Person 1: crank dat den supaman dat hoe Person 2: What the fuck are you doin? Person 1: Im cran'n dat soulja boy biatch Person 2: No, ur making a dumass of yourself Person 1: yo' a hata of a tru playa' mayyy'n. Person 2: You do know he lives with his mom Person 1: but he crunk bia' Person 2:..no he really isnt he sings in one note, has a repetive beat and can barely pronounce a word of english Person 1: fucking asswipe\! Person 2: ...retard
Author: Ralph D. http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/25935655. (Soulja Boy) (2819↑, 481↓)Another horrible rapper from the [dirty south]. He's currently contributing to the murder of [hip-hop].An example of one of his half-assed songs: "I got me some bathing apes I got I got me some bathing apes I go I got me some bathing apes I got I got I got me some bathing apes" Soulja Boy repeats that like a million times, raps a short and retarded verse, then repeats the above AGAIN. Seems like any black kid from the South that has an over sized jacket and fake chain around his neck can get a record deal these days.
Author: Billy The Man http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/26196176. (Soulja Boy) (2466↑, 431↓)Noun 1.A mentally retarded person. 2. Someone with Attention Deficit Disorder. 3. Someone obsessed with Bapes. 4. A moron. 5. Someone with a speech impediment. 6. Someone with a learning disability.Crank dat "Insert extremely retarded phrase here". Repeat phrase and crank dat Soulja Boy at least three times.
Author: Timdot http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/26268457. (Soulja Boy) (1590↑, 193↓)a really horrible 'rapper'. he has a hit song called 'Crank Dat Soulja Boy', but that's the only song from him that people actually know about. like most mainstream rap, his lyrics contain absolutely nothing worth talking about, yet people love him and he's making so much money. it truly is sad how fucked up the music industry is today. great rappers like Atmosphere, Immortal Technique and Jedi Mind Tricks are pretty much unnoticed, while shit like Crank Dat Soulja Boy gets played out on the radio. He has absolutely no talent and if you're gonna disagree with me, then you're either incredibally ignorant or just really fucking stupid.Soulja Boy is really nothing worth listening to.
Author: souljaboysucks http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/26435938. (Soulja Boy) (828↑, 90↓)Soulja Boy is a perfect example of the rapid decline in the educational standards of the American music industry. Soulja Boy is also an example of the rapid decline in modern hip hop/rap. With his new and only hit single "Crank Dat" reaching the number one spot on the Billboard Hot 100, Soulja Boy has also become the number one most hated rapper. Advantages of being a Soulja Boy: 1. No education is required 2. No talent is needed to make millions 3. Intercourse with all the 14 year old girls that listen crap music\! Disadvantages of being a Soulja Boy: 1. Your dignity and pride. Simple steps to becoming a Soulja Boy: 1. Download a bootlegged copy of Fruity Loops Studio. 2. Claim that you bought it with your life savings to generate sympathy. 3. Open up your bootlegged copy of Fruity Loops Studio. 4. Open the demo song, remove everything but the drums. 5. Rename the song "Soulja Boy - Crank Dat" 6. Take out your mp3 player and turn on the voice recorder. 7. Say the following words in the following order: (1)"Soulja Boy" (2)"Superman" (3)"Bape" (4)"Ohhhhhh" 8. Repeat for 4 minutes, arrange it with the background music and import it to youtube. Just remember the 3 main criterias needed for becoming the next Soulja Boy: 1) Make sure your songs don't make sense (use a maximum of 4 words in your songs) 2) Repetition is the key to saving a lot of time and dedication otherwise needed to produce a REAL song 3) Get cheap sunglasses (preferabbly from the dollar store) and white out your name on itHaterz Get Mad Cuz "I Got Me Some Bathin Bapes" no we're mad cuz we have to hear your shit music coming out of everybody's headphones When I Do Dat Soulja Boy I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance (Now You) I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass And If We Get The Fightin Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch ??? Haterz Wanna Be Me Soulja Boy, I'm The Man They Be Lookin At My Neck Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man) ...running out of ideas for words that rhyme? Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja ) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja ) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja ) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja ) example of the rapid decline in the educational standards of the american music industry
Author: Soldout Boy http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/26938469. (soulja boy) (708↑, 139↓)A gay ass dance made by a gay ass 17 year old that plays the skin flute.Person 1: Hey what are you doing Person 2: The soulja boy Person 1: Your a d-bag
Author: S. Trent http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/264120310. (soulja boy) (622↑, 114↓)someone that by targeting the 16-17 year old girl audience has now obtained recognition in the music world. His songs in all reality are fucking horrible. They contain really no story other than him wanting to fuck bitches and rapping about adolescent shit that really has no feelign to it at all. Crank That, one of his songs, has become a huge hit even though it is poorly written and has shitty beats to it. The sad thing is that people liek this are being hailed as superstarts now and the younger listeners no longer respect truly great rappers like tupac, notorious B.I.G., dr. dre, and alot of other really talented people instead they listen to this shit and he lives with his mom and dad...i rest my casegirl: "hey lets go to that soulja boy concert tommorow night" Boy: "ya and maybe tonight you can sleep with a gun in your mouth" girl: "..."
Author: The Gibber http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/264287211. (Soulja Boy) (774↑, 341↓)A young African male with the capabilities of turning anyone into a racist by creating the worst songs ever. If you enjoy Soulja Boy you should suck a fat dick and shit in your mothers pussy and stir it up with a hot curling iron...you stupid fucking nigger."I enjoy Soulja Boy because I have the IQ of an apple"
Author: Shitshard Lopez http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/262158012. (soulja boy) (453↑, 47↓)An ugly ass bitch who can't rap for shit. Doesn't need much more defining.Give this a thumbs up if you hate soulja boy. If you actually like soulja boy, go punch your dad anally and drown yourself afterwards.
Author: Soulja Boy Hater http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/302137713. (soulja boy) (535↑, 129↓)Someone you won't understand for quite some time."Watch me crank dat soulja boyyyy. YUUUUUUU." "Good for you."
Author: Ayeedrian http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/263439414. (Soulja Boy) (480↑, 99↓)Another horrible rapper from the [dirty south]. He's currently contributing to the murder of [hip-hop].An example of one of his half-assed songs: "I got me some bathing apes I got I got me some bathing apes I go I got me some bathing apes I got I got I got me some bathing apes" Soulja Boy repeats that like a million times, raps a short and retarded verse, then repeats the above AGAIN.
Author: Billy The Man http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/264810215. (Soulja Boy) (442↑, 62↓)A demon sent from hell to destroy hip hop and rap.Soulja Boy is a demon. F*ck Soulja Boy and his ugly demon face. He and his buddy 50 cent could both go to hell.
Author: metallkidd93 http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/279288316. (soulja boy) (372↑, 63↓)a guy who doesn't know how to speak proper english and needs to go to school more often.person1: soulja boy Wat me crank it wat me roll person2: dude wtf are u sayin
Author: Aiden_Banks http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/267770117. (soulja boy) (335↑, 47↓)One who has absolutely no idea how to write a rap song, and instead writes one regarding ejaculating on a women's back, and sticking the bedsheets to her so that in the morning when she stands up, she wears the bedsheet like a cape, thus the very popular phrase "superman dat ho." If I personally had the opportunity to assassinate this hollow-minded 17-year old sonofabitch, I would take up on that immediately, although that is strictly hypothetical because I don't wanna get my ass tracked down by the Urban Dictionary guys and cuffed.FAT BITCH: (while doing the Soulja Boy dance, which makes you look like you have down syndrome with a slight hue of autism) Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe Watch Me Crank It Watch Me Roll Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy Then Super Man Dat Hoe Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja Boy) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja Boy) Now Watch Me-- ME: What the fuck are you talking about, and what are you doing. That blubber-infested jig of yours is gonna burn my eyeballs to the back of my head. FAT BITCH: It be da supaman, foo'\! I'z da hottest shit out durr ryte now, y'hurd? ME: Well, clearly, you have your head so far up your fat pimply ass that you could wear your colon as a hat. You also need to go out and pick up "Black Sunday" by Cypress Hill, "6 Feet Deep" by the Gravediggaz and "Goin' Off" by the Biz Markie because you are musically retarded.
Author: Chuck Laurence http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/271337818. (Soulja Boy) (309↑, 42↓)A rapper who has no idea what true rap is. Example of his crappiness: 1. He repeats "I got me some bathing apes" and "Hit me up on my Sidekick" a million times. 2. He likes to rap about ejaculating on girls. 3. The title for one of his songs is "Donk."Bob: I just downloaded a song by Soulja Boy\! Rob: What, on purpose?
Author: Go Phillies\! http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/272444719. (Soulja Boy) (320↑, 59↓)A dumb ass rapper who only sang some gay repetative songs so he could make some money for college because he is so retarted he only has 17 words in his vocabulary. I swear every 9th grader on my bus was singing it at the top of their lungsStupid Bitch: Crank dat Soulja Boy... Me: What the hell are you doing Stupid Bitch: I m singing Soulja Boy Me: You Dumb Ass Whore Stupid Bitch: Figures.... Crank dat...
Author: Flippydaslasher http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/268703320. (soulja boy) (294↑, 37↓)he created one of the most overplayed peices of shit in music history. Although after a few months the song will be completely forgotten.soulja boys crank dat was played on the radio. five minutes later it's played again on the same radio sation. five months later we've never heard crank dat before. year of 2022, whos soulja boy?
Author: juce9 http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/271916421. (soulja boy) (265↑, 42↓)The killer of hip hop and rap. An overrated rapper, you can hear his horrible song [crank that soulja boy] in NFL games\!\!\!I was listening to the [Hot 97] when i heard the song crank that soulja boy... I quickly switched over to [z100] and heard the song "Bubbly" by Colbie Caillat\! I decided to jump out the window...
Author: Jonathan Paul Lin http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/275199922. (soulja boy) (241↑, 37↓)Complete and utter faggot who lives with his mom and still sucks her tit. If you listen to this shit, you have no nads and hairy moobs.dude 1: yo crank dat soulja boy dude 2: NIGGA fuck you dude 1: YUUUUUUUUU dude 2: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP
Author: cj91 http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/270699723. (Soulja Boy) (215↑, 34↓)A mediocre rapper that has proven what shitty tastes in music many adolescent Americans have. He is just a young punk that thinks he's the shit because he can rap the same lines over and over again about assaulting prostitutes with bodily fluids. [T.I.], [Kanye West], [Young Jeezy], and even [50 Cent] are much better rappers than this Soulja Boy kid will ever be.Watch me crank that Soulja Boy and [superman] that hoe. [Supersoak] that hoe (x120408)
Author: qwerty9C1 http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/271211024. (Soulja Boy) (205↑, 36↓)An incomprehensible young african male with a speech impediment/learning disability and an IQ comparable to that of a tomato.Soulja Boy go back to school. (Let's all Crank THAT speech impediment.) YUUUUULE be burned out by next year.
Author: Smelly Taint http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/276253825. (Soulja Boy) (192↑, 26↓)If Hip-Hop were an [anus], Soulja Boy would be the [hemorrhoid]."I tried SuperSoaking Soulja Boy with a mixture of Preparation H and Tucks juice, but it didn't do anything\!"
Author: Cleveland Steam Room http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/274177126. (soulja boy) (197↑, 33↓)i fuckin hate soulja boy he is the biggest piece of shit i have ever seen, his new song "crank dat", is the most annoyin and repetitive song i have ever heard, its the same fuckin lyrics over and over again nd the only gd thing about this is that he is going to be another one of them rapper that comes and goes, nd am thankful for thati fuckin hate soulja boy so much, i mean he lives with his parents
Author: brumble http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/277942527. (soulja boy) (200↑, 36↓)an illiterate being with a speech disorder soulja boy up in dis hoe.....wtf?\!\!\!"My cousin was born with what we call a soulja boy disorder in which the human mind cannot take more than one word at a time/speech disorder"
Author: Hajer http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/270577328. (Soulja Boy) (211↑, 53↓)A Stupid fucking dirty south gorilla shit that makes me wanna puke my fucking branins out. Its a fucking gay song and everytime someone dances i wanna go up to there fucking face and shit in there mouth FUCK YOU IF UR A FAN OF THAT GAY SHITSoulja Boy: Soulja Boy up in dis hoe Rocker: What the fuck are you doing? Souja Boy: Crank that bitch\! Rocker: are you fucking retarded Soulja Boy: oh yea watch this shit\! superman dat hoe Rocker: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT DOWN\! I WOULD BE RAPED BY BRITTNEY SPEARS AND LINDSEY LOHAN WHILE AN APE IS SMACKING MY ASS THEN LISTEN TO THAT FUCKING SHIT\! Soulja Boy: (Runs out silently and tells his pussy rapper friends)
Author: classicrocker http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/272619729. (Soulja Boy) (185↑, 31↓)A perfectly good example why Nas said rap is dead.Soulja Boy: Nevermind aids man\!\! I got a new dance for yall\!
Author: BloopPPPER http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/280736230. (Soulja Boy) (175↑, 30↓)The death of hip hop.Do youuuuuuuu remember when Soulja Boy killed hip hop? - Yes, it was a tragic day for all of us.
Author: siks78 http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/277116531. (soulja boy) (170↑, 35↓)The complete opposite of [music].Bitch: SoUlJa BoY uP iN dAt HoE\!11
Author: crankdatHoe Not. http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/278502532. (Soulja Boy) (164↑, 29↓)Noun. 1. Derivitive from the term "homosexual rapper". Someone that bats for the other team. A form of southern rap urban fudge packer. 2. An insect, bug eyed looking pre-teen virgin African boy living with his mother producing rap music in between masturbation sessions.Danny got drunk, passed out and Sebastian soulja boy'd him (He "supaman" Danny in the buttocks). Danny got drafted to the other team unwillingly. Poor Danny.
Author: Thai M. http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/273117733. (soulja boy) (154↑, 28↓)A whack ass rapper from the south who's got shitty lyrics and has the most f***d up song out called "crank dat".Just listen to his song,soulja boy "crank dat"
Author: Dubble R http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/272634934. (soulja boy) (161↑, 39↓)For all true haters of hip-hop, he is the [messiah]. The epitome of corporate puppetry.Soulja Boy is here to ruin urban music.
Author: M\@1224 http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/273517935. (soulja boy) (141↑, 20↓)the gayest 'rapper' ever to set foot on the planet earth. lyrics consist of YAHH TRICK YAHH BOOGIE A BAH BOOGIE A MAH now how did that get him on a cd?I just got my report card, and it had all F's. so i went to my teacher and told em to throw some D's on it - soulja boy
Author: pkm http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/287970536. (Soulja Boy) (154↑, 37↓)Payback for slaveryIf we never brought them over on the banana boats we wouldn't have to listen to Soulja Boy's shitty music.
Author: Down With Soulja Boy http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/321377437. (soulja boy) (144↑, 27↓)"Rap" for ignorant white people.12-year-old suburbanite Stacey Johnson LOVES to superman hoes...SOULJA BOY\!
Author: Drama_King http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/291713538. (soulja boy) (143↑, 28↓)a hoe ass nigga that cant rap, dance, and talks about fighting but would get knocked tha fuk out by one hit"Yo you herd that new song by soulja boy?" "Yeah, hes a bitch, dog."
Author: real_hip_hop http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/278343439. (Soulja Boy) (139↑, 28↓)A total faggot. Can't rap for dog shit, and every little girl LOVES him even though his music is shit.Soulja Boy: YOOOOOOOOO\! Me: Faggot.
Author: Wordpad Sucks http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/277814440. (Soulja Boy) (119↑, 16↓)A hugely popular(though nobody knows why) source of entertainment for [preschoolers] and [retards], Soulja Boy is a intellectual who excels in teaching the ancient art of "Crankin' Dat". Now, you too can learn how to [Crank Dat] with Soulja's time-tested method: See Soulja Boy crank it. See Soulja roll. "Watch me crank it, mommy," says Soulja. "Now watch me roll." Mommy sees Soulja do. So should you. See Soulja crank it. See Soulja roll. "Watch me, you." Mommy sees Soulja do. So should you. What does Soulja Boy crank? See Soulja crank that RoboCop. See Soulja jock on those haters. Soulja doesn't like haters. See him crank that Roosevelt. Now see him roll. What does Soulja like? Soulja likes that hoe. Soulja likes Superman. See Soulja imagine. Soulja imagines he could see Superman with that hoe. See haters hate. See Soulja jock on them haters. See Soulja see Superman with his hoe. Haters are jocked by Soulja. Soulja doesn't like English language. See English language be jocked. See Soulja do... again Soulja does many things, Soulja do. See Soulja bouncing. He's bouncing on his toe. His toe gets numb. See Soulja's water gun. Soulja super soaks his hoe. The hoe get wet. It rusts. Soulja Boy doesn't like his hoes rusty. He gets a new hoe. He cranks it with Superman. See Superman and Soulja cranking it. Superman and Soulja Boy are cranking it. They are cranking it on their hoes. See Soulja boy, you. Now see him, you. Now see him roll. Now watch him, DOOOOOOOOOO. Crank that. See Soulja Boy shoot Superman. See Soulja state "Screw Superman, shit's so skanky" See Soulja not Superman dat ho' no mo'. Now see him roll. See him crank that Spiderman on that ho'. Now see him roll again. All this rolling is making Soulja Boy dizzy. See Soulja take a vicodin.See Soulja roll. See Soulja trip. See Soulja fall. See Soulja Boy finally [shut up] and DIIIEEEEE\!\!\!
Author: kittycatgirl http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/306250841. (soulja boy) (165↑, 62↓)A nigger who lives with his parents, and can't rap worth shit. His music is comprised of a tape deck recording a dog shitting. Work of art? I don't think so."I got me some bathin apes" Repeat about 50 times, and you have yourself a soulja boy hit single\!
Author: Jeffffff http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/274804542. (soulja boy) (133↑, 33↓)RETARD PERVERTED GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF A RAPPER. HE REALLY ISN'T AT ALL GOOD. HE CAN'T RAP AND IS DISGRACING THE MUSIC INDUSTRY. ANYBODY WHO LIKES HIS MUSIC OBVIOUSLY HASN'T HEARD ANY GOOD SONGS IN THEIR LIFE OR HAS DOWN SYNDROME. Retard perverted guy who calls himself a rapper. He really isn't at all good. He can't rap and is disgracing to the music industry. Anybody who likes his music obviously hasn't heard any good songs in their life or has Down Syndrome.ME: yo, did u hear that new soulja boy song? crank dat? FRIEND 1: yeah, i did. he sucked balls. ME: yeah. by supaman dat hoe he was prolly referring to his mom. FRIEND 1: word, nigga. that muthafucka dont know shit. FRIEND 2: (walks up) yo did u hear that retarded song by soulja boy? crank dat? ME: yeah we were just talkin abt it. FRIEND 2: it sucked sooooo bad. FRIEND 1: uh, no shit?
Author: Real Guy http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/278922543. (soulja boy) (107↑, 14↓)a douche bag who thinks he can rap, rap is dying because of this dickhead.retarded soulja boy fan: look at me, i listen to a guy that sounds like timmy from south park
Author: hispanic ninja http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/301759344. (soulja boy) (92↑, 10↓)Quite possibly one of the worst rappers of all time\! In fact he is so bad that he makes 50 Cent look like a genius which is an achivement since 50 Cent is a goddam medicore rapper\! His songs are supposed to be 'upbeat, party-themed music that avoids the negative, violent image' but is in actual fact filled with sexual innuendo and simplistic lyrics that a 5-year kid could write\! His target audience seem to be dumb ass chavs/wiggers who think that'Crank Dat' is the best thing since sliced bread and that any who doesn't like Solja Boy are 'haters' who are jealous of his ability to make money....(Yeah right\!)Soulja Boy fanboy: "Dat new Soulja Boy song iz straight crack blud\! Itz betta than that rock shit that don't bang in da club..." Me: "STFU you retard\!"
Author: eonerf http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/303810945. (soulja boy) (120↑, 38↓)A rapper from the south who cant rap for shit. The way he got inspiration for his songs was he put about 5 or 6 different songs through a woodchipper and then randomly went around collecting random words and pieced that together to make his songs. After he made the lyrics he made up some dance he probably stole from a retarded gangbanger on the street. In his dance he looks like he is trying to hug the audience because he is desperate for affection.I'm going to do what soulja boy did and make songs by puting other songs through a woodchipper and then go around collecting random words.
Author: gopackgo http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/277625946. (Soulja Boy) (98↑, 20↓)Sent from the depths of the underworld to piss off all the people with musical taste to such a degree it kills our will to live. Every 14 year old and under is listening to this song and doing the dance that is probably used to summon Satan.Person: BATHING APES\! WATCH ME CRANK DAT\! *dance* Person w/ common sense: Dude, what the hell are you doing? Person: I BE CRANKIN DAT SOULJA BOY-EEEEEE Person w/ common sense: Looks like you're summoning the devil... Person: WHUTEVA HATEA Person w/ common sense: O...k...I'm gonna go listen to Death Metal and gouge my eyes out with hammers now.
Author: thisisaname=D http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/289164447. (soulja boy) (131↑, 53↓)Alright he is as much rapper as I am prep. I am not a prep or anything. He made a song about getting a report card and Supermaning Hoes. Creative little bitch. It makes me want to destroy my guitar when it plays on the radio. He does what deushbags do to a guitar. Take something that was once amazing and turn it into pure shit. Only good thing is the screamo version and Travis BarkersSoulja Boy Fag Fan:Soulja boy up in this hoe watch me crank this... Metal and Old School rap fan:Fuck Soulja Boy you better run your ass to your bitch MAOSRF2: true that shit.
Author: Demonwalrus93 http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/267875548. (soulja boy) (90↑, 17↓)The death of hip-hop. There is no soul, no musical talent, nothing to this crap... but it is far too catchy for what it is, and therefore should be hated all the more for blocking out better music."Soulja Boy up in dis ho, watch me crank dat watch me roll, watch me crank dat soulja boy that superman that ho, now watch me YOUUUUU, crank that soulja boy..." What the fuck does "now watch me you" even mean? or any of it, for that matter. Just don't listen to this crap.
Author: NickWKO http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/294974549. (soulja boy) (88↑, 17↓)A small homosexual boy from the inner city who has gained popularity in the hip hop world for his stand on gay sex and life partners,he enjoys being on the end of a crackpipe, getting and giving oral sex to other colorerds,habbits include shaving legs,back,arms, and eyebrows,also dancing like he is on crack and ruining music.no one makes me skeet like da soulja boy dat soulja boy be all on my dick.
Author: alexhate http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/318184550. (Soulja Boy) (91↑, 21↓)The guy who ruined hip-hop.Hi, I can't spell "Soldier". -Soulja Boy
Author: Soulja' boy is not good http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/390153051. (soulja boy) (140↑, 76↓)He's not stupid actually he's smart, because he's getting paid. The song however is very stupid and retarted. What happend to the good Rap and Rappers like 2pac and IceT and Dr Dre, the old school stuff. Today the music industy raps about garbage, they are not original. Fucking Bastard\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!soulja boy Bitches,stupid,2pac,original,IceT is cool
Author: Jacksmirnoff http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/268126152. (soulja boy) (76↑, 13↓)The most bitch ass, flaugin ass so called rapper to ever touch da mic.Soulja boy is a hooeee watch me walk up to his doohh stick the shotgun to his throat blow is ass off take his doughhhhh bitch even Im a better rapper then soulja bitch
Author: The Re-Up http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/315506053. (Soulja Boy) (87↑, 24↓)a no-talent rapper whose lyrical talent pails in comparison to lyricists like Rakim, Ras Kass, Canibus, and AZ. All he is good for is making corny catchy songs that other low-IQ people can sing along to."Soulja Boy sucks dick" - some dude at a GZA concert
Author: True HipHop Fan http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/287343854. (soulja boy) (75↑, 14↓)a faggot who cannot rap for shit honestly a fucking 3 year old baby could come up with the following lyrics: chorus Soulja Boy up in it (OH\!) Watch Me Crank It Watch Me Roll Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy, That Super Man Dat (OH\!) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja ) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja ) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja ) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja ) Soulja Boy up in it (OH\!) Watch Me Crank It Watch Me Roll Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy, That Super Man Dat (OH\!) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja) verse Soulja Boy up in it (OH\!) Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock Super Man Dat (OH\!) Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock Jocking On Them Haterz Man When I Do Dat Soulja Boy I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance (Now You) I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass And If We Get The Fightin Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch You Catch Me At Yo Local Party Yes I Crank It Everyday Haterz Get Mad Cuz "I Got Me Some Bathin Apes" chorus Watch Me Roll Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy, That Super Man Dat (OH\!) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja Boy) Soulja Boy up in it (OH\!) Watch Me Crank It Watch Me Roll Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy, That Super Man Dat (OH\!) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja ) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja ) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja ) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja ) verse I'm Bouncin On My Toe Watch Me Super Soak Dat (OH\!) I'ma Pass It To Arab Then He Gon Pass It To The Low (Low) Haterz Wanna Be Me Soulja Boy, I'm The Man They Be Lookin At My Neck Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man) Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It) Dance (Dance) Let Get To It (Let Get To It) Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me Man That Shit Was Ugly chorus(again) Soulja Boy up in it (OH\!) Watch Me Crank It Watch Me Roll Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy, That Super Man Dat (OH\!) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja ) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja ) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja ) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja ) Soulja Boy up in it (OH\!) Watch Me Crank It Watch Me Roll Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy, That Super Man Dat (OH\!) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja ) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja ) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja ) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja ) Now Watch Me Do This is just a perfect example of why southern rap sucks\!\! oh yea and if this faggot wants to know wut a real soulja boy is..then ship him off to iraq please this faggot has no respect for woman either and yet teenage girls love him souljaboy is not black..he is a nigger theres a difference he also has no respect for womanMan1:Omg have u heard that new song Crank Dat by Soulja Boy Man2:Nah wanna play it for me? Man1:Sure CD Player:soulja boy off in dis ho(x infinity) *Man 2 shoots himself in the head for having to listen to that retarded shit*
Author: iPopThizz http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/295518955. (Soulja boy) (64↑, 4↓)Some good beats were murdered by this "rapper". I hope his producer finds a better artist to rap to his beats. But on to Soulja Boy himself. He has a speech impediment if you listen real close. That's not southern drawl you're hearing. He's in cahoots with Lil wayne to bring down Hip-Hop and once again prove nas that Hip-Hop is dead. It's not his fault. He SHOULD go unnoticed, but again, not his fault. Blame the people who play his babbage ass music on the radio.Soulja boy fanbitch: "Dul-dya byoy u in 'is o" Me: "Huh? oh wait never mind, it's that speech impediment you're trying to copy"
Author: Raw Doggy http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/487472056. (Soulja boy) (70↑, 10↓)one of the worst rappers in the rap industry all he rap about is shoes and making new crank dat songs he made crank dat soulja boy and crank dat jumprope wat else crank dat crack head god he rlly does sucks he also says da same fuckin thing over and over againbathing apes: I GOT ME SOME BATHNG APES HE SAYS THAT LIKE 1 THOUSAND TIMES THEN A VERSE THEN GOES BACK 2 THE HOOK AND SAY THAT ANOTHER TOUSAND TIMES HE JUSS SUX soulja boy sux
Author: Jee102 http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/318248457. (soulja boy) (75↑, 16↓)a really sad, clown looking wannabe rapper from the (he misrepresents) south. who primarily sings for kids 16 and under who (like him) are wannabes. who should not be singing at all even in his mom's own bathtub. how he dresses and sings. don't to pay close attention to his lyrics. they are utterly senseless and stupid from the very beginning. a poser at its finest. whoever writes his songs shouldn't get even a quarter for them. if he writes them himself... poor kid.. really... that's sad.kid: crank dat soulja boy\!\!\! (singing) older brother: stands up slaps younger kid in the mouth. kid: starts crying and asks why u hit me.. umma tell dad older brother: don't let me catch you singing that gay-ass shit again, go tell dad... he'll do the same.
Author: artwizi http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/295807758. (soulja boy) (78↑, 20↓)the best rapper alive actually hes not hes the worst rapper that ever lived and the wanna be rapper who single handedly killed hip hop a person who makes crappy music such as crank dat yahhh soulja girl when he is a soulja girl himselfperson1:hey do u know soulja boy? person2:oh the one who makes bull shit music like crank dat?
Author: Somebody you dont know http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/319850759. (soulja boy) (85↑, 28↓)A total dickhead who thinks he is good looking, can sing, but everyone knows he can't sing for shit. I'd rather listen to 1800's Country more then this piece of crap.Hey look\! Soulja Boy is a fucking dickhead.
Author: tgodspkt http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/306394560. (soulja boy) (81↑, 24↓)Someone with the lamest fucking cheap glasses I have ever seen.Soulja Boy: let me write my name on these cheap glasses with liquid paper.
Author: dolores_doll http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/299925761. (Soulja Boy) (75↑, 21↓)a no-talent rapper whose lyrical talent pales in comparison to lyricists like Rakim, Ras Kass, Canibus, and AZ. All he is good for is making corny catchy songs that other low-IQ people can sing along to."Soulja Boy sucks dick" - some dude at a GZA concert
Author: True HipHop Fan http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/287346562. (Soulja Boy) (62↑, 9↓)noun There are 9 possible definitions of this word. Those are listed below: 1. a person who makes song in 15 minutes and thinks it's cool 2. a person who can't understand that such songs are shitty 3. an undercover agent sent by goverment to kill hip hop 4. a person which reportedly has lack of brain cells, as seen in his songs that lack good lyrics 5. a person who thinks yelling words such as "yaaaah\! "oooooh" "meeeeee" and "boooooooo" are hard work 6. a person who cannot see well, and thus buys clothes bigger than himself (possible reason for not seeing well is having his name written on his glasses) 7. 17-year old boy who acts like he has 5 years 8. an idiot 9. a person with large number of fans (see [Soulja Boy's fans] for exact definition) who just like to dance, and that's all they do.*Soulja Boy: Watch me crank and watch me roll, watch me crank dat soulja boy then superman that hoe, now watch me youuuuuu youuuu meeeeeeee buhhhhuhhuuuuuuu hrmzafuiztedcftg Ice-T: Eat a dick. you single-handedly killed hip hop. *Soulja boy: Ice-T is old. Ice-T: Soulja boy is garbage. *Soulja Boy: iDance, iDance, iRomp, iJean iWhatthefuck and then iYoutube. * - quotes marked with * are an axample of things that mentally retarded person says.
Author: Mutko http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/322861063. (Soulja Boy) (59↑, 10↓)There are many definitions to this half-assed crack-head. 1. A half-assed crackhead. 2. A ghetto rat's way of saying "penis". 3. Collipark Records' idea of getting money.1. Soulja Boy: YAAAH BITCH YAHH\! I WEAR SHERTS 10 TIMES MY SIZE, I'M NAMED AFTER A DICK, AND I GET MY CRAK FROM THE WORST DRUG DELER IN L.A.\! I DINK THE ONLY RAZIST SLUR FOR EVERY RACE IS NIGAAZ\!\! I THINK PEOPLE HATIN' ON ME CUZ DEY PO\! A white person: You don't deserve to be famous\! Soulja Boy: NIGAAZ ALWEYZ HATEN ON ME\! 2. Person 1: I like Soulja Boy Tell 'Em. Person 2: So you like it when a penis tells you what do to? That's sick, man\! 3. Collipark Records Head Person: I LIEK SOULJA BOY BECAUSE RETARDED TWEENY GURLS LIEK HIM AND I GET MONEY FROM HIM SO I DON'T CARE\! WEEEEEEE\!
Author: DJ Jasper http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/314512364. (soulja boy) (58↑, 16↓)a cocky arrogant punk who thinks hes a rapper. He must of grew up in some weird african country because he doesnt seem to speak english. every 14 year old who is a dumbass loves him. his first single crank that blew up the charts but he but old faster than unwrapped cheese.fuck-tard: Oh my God Its souja boy\!\!\! Soulja boy: ajork flah gas lick glasres bah coosh. Fuck-tard: Ummmmmmmm what????
Author: asdfasdfasdffdsaasdffdsaasdffd http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/320790665. (soulja boy) (43↑, 8↓)the prime suspect in the murder case of hip hop. he is a half ass. he creates shit like yahh, crank dat, soulja girl. and apparently was in a class with 4 classmatess (special ed)."have u heard that knew shit "yahh" by soulja boy?"
Author: juiceguy123654 http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/359260166. (Soulja Boy) (42↑, 10↓)A monkey-faced ugly kid. A disgrace to music. Symbolizes everything wrong with the world right now. Lives with his parents in a rich neighbourhood.Playa 1: That soulja boy be a lameass nigga dawg. Playa 2: lets blow off souljafags head off dawg Playa 1: yeh he a lame nigga dawg but he be a little pussy Playa 2: true dat, lets hope he commit suicide soon dawg
Author: InSpectah DecK http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/367296367. (Soulja Boy) (37↑, 8↓)Another retarded [Pop Rapper] who cant rhyme for shit and has a wack ass flow. He is such a [Wanksta] and his songs have no meaning they are all about dances. Him and all of the [S.O.D. Money Gang] are sucking commercialized [dick]. He sells records to little kids who dont know much about real hip hop, and sells to kids my age who dont know anything about hip hop either. Him and [Lil Wayne] both killed rap.Now I'm gonna do a few comparisons. Soulja Boy's lyrics soulja boy up in diz ho, watch me leen an wach me rawk, supahman dat ho, den wach me crank dat robocop, supah fresh now wach me jock, joccin on dos hatahz mayne, when i crank dat soulja boy i lean to da left and crank dat thang now YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU\! Tak from Fort Minor's Lyrics Who the hell is he anyway? He never really talks much Never concerned with status but still leavin them star struck Humbled through opportunities given despite the fact That many mis judge him because he makes a livin from writin raps Put it together himself, now the picture connects Never askin for someone`s help, and get some respect He`s only focused on what he wrote, his will is beyond reach And now when it all unfolds, the skill of an artist. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Soulja boy Waaah me in maah huuur walk x98 Eminem Since I'm in a position to talk to these kids and they listen I ain't no politician but I'll kick it with 'em a minute Cause see they call me a menace; and if the shoe fits I'll wear it But if it don't, then y'all'll swallow the truth grin and bear it Now who's the king of these rude ludicrous lucrative lyrics Who could inherit the title, put the youth in hysterics Usin his music to steer it, sharin his views and his merits But there's a huge interference - they're sayin you shouldn't hear it Maybe it's hatred I spew, maybe it's food for the spirit Maybe it's beautiful music I made for you to just cherish But I'm debated disputed hated and viewed in America as a motherf***in drug addict - like you didn't experiment? Now now, that's when you start to stare at who's in the mirror and see yourself as a kid again, and you get embarrased And I got nothin to do but make you look stupid as parents You f***in do-good-less - too bad you couldn't do good at marriage\! (Ha ha\!) And do you have any clue what I had to do to get here I don't think you do so stay tuned and keep your ears glued to the stereo Cause here we go - he's \{*Jigga joint Jigga-chk-Jigga*\} And I'm the sinister, Mr. Kiss-My-Ass it's just the -------------------------------------------------------------------- Soulja Boy marco polo marco polo marcopolomarcopolomarcopolo Jay-Z When pop died didnt cry didnt know em that well between him doin heroine and me doin crack sells, with that in the egg shell, standin at the tabernacle, rather the church, pretendin to be hurt, wouldnt work, so a smirk was all on my face, like damn that mans face is just like my face, so pop I forgive you for all the shit that I lived through, it wasnt all your fault homie you got caught. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok now that I did all of those comparisons, who do you think can spit better, meaningful lyrics. Soulja boy? I dont think so\!
Author: Im da man 103 http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/416655168. (soulja boy) (34↑, 11↓)a soulja boy is the hitler of rap or the antipacsoulja boy off in dis ho watch me crank it watch me rollllll watch me crank dat soulja boy den superman dat hoo now watch mee yuaa crank dat soulja boy(x99999999999)
Author: iwillkillsouljaboy http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/285408469. (Soulja Boy) (24↑, 4↓)a dumb mofo who tried to step on Nas by saying he killed hiphop.The only reason Nas said hiphop is dead is because he killed it.-Soulja Boy
Author: bigbuttsowhat http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/401806970. (Soulja Boy) (24↑, 10↓)soulja who? 10 years from now no ones gonna remember this bitchSoulja boy why don't you go doing something useful. Like die.
Author: coltsdude http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/398432071. (soulja boy) (25↑, 11↓)One of the fakest rappers. That can pop out from the south (no disrespect to the south) apperently just abeacause a couple of teenage girls think that his garbage spit and almost annoying rhymes consist of a rap, can put him in the caterory of a hip hop artist. Seriously Lil jon can problaby kill him in a rap battle, hell even Vanilla Ice can get him.Supreme Court Judge is about to give sentence: Judge: "and how you see the defendant". Jury\#1: "we see the defedant guilty in murder 1". Judge: "I sentence you to death by hearing Soulja Boy raps until found dead, may God have mercy on your soul". Defedant: "NOOOOOOOOO\!\!\!\!" Yes it is that bad.
Author: NY Finest17 http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/388125572. (Soulja Boy) (25↑, 12↓)He's such a joke that he's become THE rapper people now compare other terrible rappers to.A) Oh my god, Lil wayne's such a good rapper\! B) Fuck outta here, he's no better than that shit-stain Soulja Boy
Author: Pseudonym Masta Flex http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/394482673. (soulja boy) (29↑, 16↓)A gay [jigaboo] who enjoys "cranking that ho" and likes to sing bad music. Hey is also dyslexic and has 13 kinds of tourettes Eg. Soulja boy up in dis ho Wind me crank this watch me roll wind me crank that soulja boy Then superman that ho\! Now i mean YOuuuuu\! Youuuuu\! Youuuuu\! What a [tool] Soulja boy needs to fuck his mother several times in the anus, If i was soulja boys mum i would: "Superman that ho" (shoot him in the head"[1] Celebrity [2] Slave [3] Place [1] Me (fully sick cunt): YO SOULJA BOY\! Give me your autograph\! Soulja Boy: Fuck YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU\!\!\! Me: Shutup jigaboo. [2] Slave1: Hey Soulja boy Soulja Boy: YOUUUUUUU\!\!\! wait, whats your name again? Slave1: *rolls Eyes* [3] Me(Fully sick): Hey man lets get out of this soulja boy\! Person:yeah, Fuck this; Lets superman that ho. Also a gay [Poojabber] He has a chocolate face.
Author: Nathan the fully sick cunt http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/330709174. (soulja boy) (69↑, 56↓)An erected penis due to extensive "cranking that". Mostly used by wack boys trying to impress girls by doing the dance more or less a mateing call"Soulja boy up in that hoe" "watch me do that soulja boy and superman that hoe"
Author: dfb17 http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/267721875. (Soulja Boy) (38↑, 27↓)A Rapper who is a whack rapper and a rapper that if you were to post a comment on his music video called "Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)" and said u like it someone will put a thumbs down on that comment. A rapper who cant pronounce his words corectly example: (wah me crank it wah me roah)from his first hit single garbage song CRANK DAT and stole the name Soulja boy from the origional Souljah Boy but they are both cornyDo you know that rapper soulja boy? yea the garbage one?
Author: Im puttin an end to soulja boy http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/367004476. (Soulja Boy) (10↑, 0↓)Someone so unworthy of any respect that there are 17 pages of Urban Dict articles explaining his suckiness.Guy 1: Yo who that Soulja Boy kid? Guy 2: Check his sh*t out on Youtube\! Or just get yours ears raped by an angry gorilla. Same thing.
Author: Yeezyyy http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/537403577. (SOULJA BOY) (15↑, 5↓)1.not even a rapper, a looser who is effing up the rap game for the rest of us. 2. someone who cant spell. 3. someone with a disorder that makes you repete yourself multiple times for absolutely no reason. [sounds like a broken record] 4. another rich kid with saggy pants that told his parents he wants to rap and got a studio with a snap of his fingers 5. EVERY posers favorite rapper.RADIO(PLAYING "i got me sum bathin apes by soulja boy): i got me some bathin apes i go, i got me some bathin apes i go, i got me some bathin apes i go, i got me some bathin apes i go, i got me some bathin apes........... SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A POSER: dude is the cd scratched? A POSER: naw man its playin just fine, cant u tell man this shits awsome. SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A POSER: umm no this shits gay.
Author: OGRE TheMuthaFucka http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/402403478. (Soulja Boy) (16↑, 6↓)1. The music artist who creates songs that suck, only so that other bands can remake them into something good. 2. The reason we are all thankful for remakes/remixes. 3. The new phrase for "mentally-retarded".1. John - "Looks like Soulja Boy came out with a new song." Bob - "Don't worry, some band will remake it into something good soon." 2. Dillon - "If i had to listen to Soulja Boy one more time.. let's just be glad the other band decided to remake his idiotic noise into music we can actually stand to listen to." Tracy - "True that, D." 3. Stacy - "Is your brother okay?" Joe - "No.. unfortunately they told us he's a little Soulja Boy. It's okay though, we're sending him to a special school." Stacy - "Thats good. You can't just let him run around and mess up the english language to an annoying beat\! He might end up sounding more Soulja Boy than he already does\!"
Author: yuskjr http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/398555779. (soulja boy) (10↑, 1↓)some [wack] ass dude who 12-13 year old [myspace] girls went crazy over claming he is a "hip hop icon" and "up and coming r****r" (im not even gonna use his name and the R word in the same sentance). 2 years later, hes still garbage, but now even worse than before.soulja boy: good morning Abraham Arab: hey pookie bear soulja boy: ready for round 2? Arab: you know it *they proceed to commit homosexual acts* 5 mins later a spider lands on solja boy's chest Both Homos: Ahhhhhhhhh * running and crying* soulja boy then faints into Arabs arms
Author: Clunker http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/443401780. (Soulja Boy) (9↑, 1↓)Some gay ass fucking rapper from the south who thinks he is a bad ass. He always says his fucking name in the middle of his raps and he has ridiculously long choruses saying the same shit over and over. He also mixes all of his words together to sound like one big fatty-ass word. he needs to find another fucking profession or go underground... Far underground(i.e. DEAD) When he does die, I will be celebrating it like fucking christmas\!crandatsouljaboy. uuuuuah\! souljaboyupindisho wamecrannwamero' wamecrandatsouljaboynwame uuuuuuuah\! not fucking clever at all lol :) lol :) souljaboytellem lol :) another unclever sentence to leave his rotted mouth. SOULJA BOY NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE\!\!\! SOON\!
Author: souljaboy needs to die http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/485221181. (Soulja boy) (7↑, 1↓)some asshole who tried raping my childhood by making a rap song about dragonball Z, but upon realizing that his song is full of failure and semen, i stopped caring and went back to loving DBZ. ya know? what if Akira Toriyama went Super Saiyan and Kamehameha'd him to death on a crowded street. that would be awesome."Soulja boy":"bitch i look like goku\!" me: NO YOU FUCKING DONT\! YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE HIM\! YOU SUCK AT RAPPING\!\!\!\!
Author: Mofo Mark http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/542969682. (Soulja Boy) (6↑, 2↓)A [troll] who tried to murder [Death Note] with his horrible cover of Near's Theme. He is also a glam-rapper who consistently repeats verse after broken verse. He can be seen ruining classical music, raping the shit out of society, poisoning the very mention of grammar, OR tripping on sour success. Of course, of these things are indeed WELL-KNOWN about this idiot. His fans cannot even begin to comprehend why, which is quite sad.Person \#1: Why do you like Soulja Boy? He's not an artist. He's a Person \#2: hes da coooolet niigga on da planet..all da bitches listening too dis. Person \#1: Um... What?
Author: misterhandesome http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/501727683. (Soulja Boy) (3↑, 2↓)Some fucking half spic half nigger that thinks he looks like Goku and can smoke weed like GohanHOOOOOO BITCH I LOOK LIKE GOKU...SOULJA BOY IS A BITCH YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND HE LOVES TO CRANK DAT...CRANK DAT DICK
Author: the mauve storm http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/549113184. (Soulja Boy) (3↑, 7↓)A 16 year old kid who makes garbage rap music but became the scapegoat for everything that is wrong with hiphop.A. "Soulja Boy is the epitome of all that is wrong with rap." B. "No, he's just some kid who made kid music. You need to be more concerned that grown ass men, such as your favorite 90s rapper and these new rappers are conforming to make shit that sounds like Soulja Boy."
Author: CRACKFACE5 http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/486006585. (Soulja Boy) (8↑, 14↓)A highly talented rapper, widely considered to be a musical prodigy.Soulja Boy was recently nominated for the Nobel peace prize award, along with Barack Obama, Jesus, and the man who invented the lollipop.
Author: Dr. Christian of Frawza, PHD. http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/486384986. (Soulja boy) (5↑, 12↓)the direction in which music has been headed for the past twenty years or so, now becoming glaringly obvious to some. It may be said that he makes rap look bad, although from a neutral perspective whether or not rap looks bad to begin with is debatable.yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyop Soulja Boy in da hows YAAH TRICK YAAH\!\!\!\! yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy\!\!\!\!\! (fade to next song)
Author: rage_for_freedom http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/381536287. (Soulja boy) (3↑, 25↓)A symbol for ignorant racists or just ignorant people in general to hate on, The man is making millions, so he must be doing something right.Person 1: Soulja boy is a gay faggot\!\!\!\! Me: Stop hatin bro, He's making millions so he must be doing something right. Person 1: thank you for helping me not be an ignorant person.
Author: jjggj6 http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/416253088. (Soulja Boy) (9↑, 31↓)Soulja Boy is talking about his penis1). "Soulja boy up in dis hoe watch me crank and watch me roll watch me crank dat soulja boy and super man dat hoe" 2). "watch me super soak dat hoe"
Author: Chipp3000 http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/302242089. (Soulja Boy) (4↑, 27↓)probably the only rapper who can surpass Tupac Amaru Shakur. He's a lyrical genius of this generation.Person 1: Crank Dat\!\! YoooO\!\!\! Tupac (Ghost Spirt): Ah Yes\! The new me.. You have done well Soulja Boy..
Author: gavinoang http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/423838790. (Soulja Boy) (8↑, 39↓)Currently America's most hated rapper. Hated by many but loved by plenty. If you dont have at least seven haters, then your doing something wrong. Soulja Boy has seven million.When your young, rich, and different, your gonna be hated...but with that comes success. Soulja Boy is an example of that.
Author: justtruth http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/333108191. (soulja boy) (509↑, 546↓)a young rapper who sings crazy but crunk songs like yahh bitch, doo doo head, and blow my booty hole. 17 years old and from mississippi.hey soulja boy can I.....YAHHHH BITCH YAHHHH\!\!
Author: k.l.g. http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/230617692. (soulja boy) (9↑, 53↓)ya sum motha fukers dhat dnt kno shyt about hip or rap i bet ya b crakers soulja boy iz one of dha biqqests wit hiz latest sonqss soulja qurl nd kisz me thru dha fone\!\!\! dhat dha shyttttttt""""Baby you know that I miss you, I wanna get with you tonight But I cannot baby girl and that's the issue Girl you know I miss you, I just wanna kiss you But I can't right now so baby kiss me thru the phone, I'll see you later on Kiss me thru the phone, see you when I get home"""" ND\!\!\!\! ""You gotta walk it out, to be my Soulja Girl I can take you out and pimpin' you out yeah I done told ya girl Hit da mall wit me, come ball wit me from Monday to Sunday I know we young but everybody fall in love someday""" "soulja boy"
Author: MiMi_chonqa_01 http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/384346693. (Soulja Boy) (29↑, 76↓)An african american "rap star" made famous by his many online videos of his original songs. Most famous is "Crank dat soulja boy". A perfect example of modern Hip-hip/gangsta rap/R & B/ just plain rap. Soulja Boy does this by following the simple laws of Hip Hop: 1: Thou shalt covet golds 2: Thou shalt tap "bitches" and "Hoes" 3: Thou shalt loudly proclaim your accomplisments of the earlier phrased by use of repetitive auxilary percusion (found on playschool pianos) or RAP 4: Thou shalt use the money, or golds to purchase more bitches and hoes 5: Repeat the above untill shot or arrested.Man, soulja boy is a hip-hop god. No he ain't he's a poser. All he does is claim he lives in the "ghetto" and has it ruff. You mean like all other hip hop "Artists". Hellz no, now give me da golds. I like dem Golds. 'Specially dem teefs. Anon
Author: Dr. Ebonics http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/274087794. (Soulja Boy) (17↑, 68↓)A southern S.O.D rapper out here gettin his money and laughin at niggas who want it\!\! He started a new generation of hiphop and for that he SHOULD have millions of haters like the people that dog him on Urban Dictionary. He's mostly reaching out to the younger people. Ages watever to 19. But look at him...he has 60 year olds doin his dances and singin his songs. C'mon, when was the last time you saw A rapper on NBC, The View, Primetime... He's doin good for him self and his family. I'm Pretty Sure He's not worried about these dusty MCs that devote the little time they have left on this earth to HATE on Soulja Boy. REALITY CHECK...GET OFF HIS NUTS\!\! He has his on empire on YouTube as well\! He Actually started off as a regular "Youtuber" and was signed to Stacks On Deck/Collipark/HHH/Interscope Records. He was a clown in school and he's a clown now at the age of 19. He has his own shoe and clothing line called YUMS. It looks similar to the old Wal-Mart Smiley. Obama and yo probably danced or will dance to Crank Dat at some point in their lives. He wears alot of jewelry and he's a stand up kind of guy. Outgoing, cute, HILarious, Talanted. He Twitters All THE TIME. He's Cooler than the next guy\!\!He has MANY hit songs\! My Favorites iz: SNAP AND ROLL DONK BOOTY MEAT REPORT CARD Wuzhannanan SOULJA BOY CRANK THAT SOULJA GIRL KISS ME THROUGH THE PHONE TURN MY SWAG ON IM NOT A BIG FAN BUT I also LOVE LOVE LOVE that he doesn't have ANY Explicit language in his Albums\!\! What a Sweetheart \<3\!\!
Author: SPOKEnLiKEaTRU3LADY http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/401481195. (Soulja boy) (8↑, 59↓)Soulja boy is the best rapper Ever he got famous by his song Crank dat and his album souljaboytellem.com went platinum now hes working on his second album Isouljaboy.net thats beimg realesed December 16, 2008- marcus Have you heard the new single from Soulja boy?? - lisa: wich one Bird walk or "turn my swag on" - marcus: bird walk
Author: YoungSouth http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/343018396. (Soulja Boy) (10↑, 61↓)A Southern rapper who sings "Crank Dat", "Yahh\!", "Snap and Roll", "Report Card", "Soulja Girl", and many other big songs. His first album came out in 2007 and he's been a big hit ever since.Sidney: Did you hear Soulja Boy's newest jam, "Pass It To Arab"? Keyshia: Yeah, I'm lookin it up on itunes right now. I gotta get this\!
Author: VoiceOfTheYoungPeople http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/310844197. (soulja boy) (8↑, 60↓)usually has his name in his song title who's songs makes you want to get up and do yo grooveMAN i just want to dance to soulja boy\! crank that music up\!\!
Author: T-rexyo http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/318586098. (soulja boy) (49↑, 102↓)A person of the U.S. military categorized as one who is fond of saltine crackers and jazz music. Aside from exhibiting such qualities, a "soulja boy" also enjoys picking lilacs and ocasionally "cranking dat" with friends while discussing the philosophy of Aristotle."duuude, did you see that soulja boy attend the modern art gala? dat was so sick\!\!" "say what?\!?\!\!?"
Author: david poo http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/264178599. (Soulja Boy) (16↑, 88↓)Teenage rapper from Alabama who got signed to Atlanta, GA producer Collie Park's label by expositioning his music on the internet. He created a buz by getting millions of plays from teenage fans on myspace.com. Much of his work is collaborative with his less famous but far more talented friend "A-rab." Soulja Boy's smash hit "Crank DAT Soulja Boy" had such wide appeal that the Superindendant, Commandant, and a large portion of the student body of the UNITED STATES NAVAL ACADEMY learned to Crank Dat. Often compared to Hurricane Chris, of "AY BAY BAY" fame.Midshipman 4/C W.T. Door.: "Hey Mr. Waters? were you at the beat Notre Dame pep rally last night, sir?" 2/C Waters: "No, Mr. Door. What happened?" 4/C Door: "Well the Supe & the Dant were standing before the Brigade above T-Court, and when someone played "Crank Dat," they started crankin' Dat Soulja Boy. YUUUUUUUUUUUU\!\!"
Author: Zack Aslanian-Williams http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/2786752100. (Soulja Boy) (4↑, 80↓)A talented up-and-coming rap artist who first became famous in 2007 for his critically acclaimed single "Crank Dat". Widely regarded as the only artist with the innate talent to save hip-hop from itself.Buying a CD for any artist other than Soulja Boy is retarted.
Author: superman69 http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/3249793101. (soulja boy) (13↑, 102↓)A Fit, Good Hip Hop Artist Who Hit The Nation With His Incredible 'Crank Dat' Dance. We All Love Him.Just Put The Song On && Watch Everyone Dance To Soulja Boy
Author: Bekah93 http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/2994181102. (Soulja Boy) (98↑, 211↓)A terrible lyricist and hardly even a rapper. However, he does have a pretty cool dance.That crappy southern rapper "soulja boy"
Author: Sleepy Back http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/2641924103. (soulja boy) (16↑, 133↓)A pretty decent rapper whose lyrics are a bit repetitive, but are extremely catchy. His songs are some of the best dance songs ever made. Crank That was also the \#1 digitally downloaded song of all time. Another misconception that is not true is that Soulja Boy is dumb. When he came out with his first CD, Stacks on Deck, he made himself the producer, so he could earn double the money. That's pretty smart in my opinion.Yuahhhh Crank that Soulja Boy Watch me yuahhhhh crank that Soulja Boy
Author: jablez http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/2934057104. (SOULJA BOY) (15↑, 143↓)Soulja Boy is a 17 year old rapper from mississpi who nigga's try to hate on because they ain't him . He is signed to interscope records and collipark music. Many girls love him.Soulja boy is a sexy ass nigga
Author: Marymilt http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/2839410105. (Soulja Boy) (286↑, 415↓)A Crunk rappuh' who's inspirashun comes fum his boy 50 Cent and Recon' he da damn greatest rappuh' alive. When in reality he be one uh de wo'st rappuh's in histo'y. He Even Makes Kevin Federline seem likes some baaaad asss rappuh'. He's lives wid his moda' which be not crunk and he gots baaaad rhymes and terrible beats. His music be plum a bunch uh de samedin'.Person 1: Crank ta Soulja Boy Crank da Soulja Boy do tha superman Person 2: Hey What are you singing Person 1: I'm rappin' dat beat fum Soulja Boy Person 1: Crank ta Soulja Boy Crank da Soulja Boy do tha Superman Person 2: It there more to that song Person 1: No man. Damn homie ah' cant believs ya' gots listen t'dis beat its only de greatest rap beat ever Person 2: Why Person 1: Cuz Soulja Boy be crunk Person 2: yeah. Right Soulja Boy ain't crunk and he's defiantly not a rapper he's a just a poser and just in the game for the girls and the money. He doesn't care about you. Plus he still lives with his mom and dad which is not crunk or gansata. In the words of Soulja Boy's idol "You not gangasta you a wankasta Person 1: .... SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER Person 2: Typical.
Author: The Poppo http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/2462088106. (Soulja Boy) (15↑, 145↓)is the best rapper out right now\! he can rap and he can dance and he is sexy\!\!\!what more can you want?\!?\!?\! he is an 17 year old boy born in [chicago]. he is signed to [interscope records] and [collipark music]. he came out with the number 1 dance called crank dat soulja boy and for all u people hating out soulja boy YAHH BITCH YAHH\!\!\! GET OUT HIS FACE.....HOP OFF HIS DICK\!\!person 1: *cranks dat soulja boy* person 2: what are you doing? person 1: cranking dat soulja boy person 2: thats a cool dance person 1: i know peron 2: i like it, its catchy person1: yes it is, you can join if u like\! person 2: ok\! person 1 and person 2: *cranks dat soulja boy ITS THE BEST DANCE EVER AND WE WILL STILL BE CRANKING DAT SOULJA BOY IN 2020\!\!\!\!\!\!
Author: Soulja Girl Tellem http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/2979283107. (Soulja boy) (15↑, 146↓)A sexxi ass boy(from mississippi) dats real name is DeAndre Way.he was signed by Mr.collipark in 2007 and is now coming out wit his own artist. A lot of people say he can't rap,but none of dem can say he hasn't made atleast one song dey don't like.somerandomdude: aye dat soulja boy nigga can't rap fo shit me: nigga quit hatin\!
Author: Arianna5445 http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/2862228108. (Soulja Boy) (15↑, 163↓)A hot teehaged rapper who the gurls luv. He always be actun crazy and havin fun."Aye man stop actin crazy u actin like Soulja Boy.
Author: shaira13 http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/2787709109. (soulja boy) (20↑, 248↓)a good rapper that everyone hates cuz they don't like proper music. they all listen to emo music and slit their wrists whenever they can.guy1:lets listen to soulja boy. guy2:hold on i need to slit my wrists.
Author: -daniel-m http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/2854069110. (soulja boy) (32↑, 320↓)a sexy man... that KNOWS how to rap.. not like all you other muthafuckers that think hes gayok.. you ppl are crazy if you think soulja boy is bad
Author: soulja chick http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/2761977111. (Soulja Boy) (37↑, 378↓)the hottest male rapper out therGirl:yo Soulja Boy is so hot i want him to [do] me
Author: Angel got a problem Bitch http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/2698968112. (soulja boy) (197↑, 603↓)Nate Mathews, a 17 years old rapper from Mississippi, usually raps about adolencence,females, or what he's dancing or wearing. Soulja Boy is probably most famous for his son Yahh Bitch Yahh, it is also presumed on his website [Souljaboytellem.com] that he will be performing I got Me Some[Bapes] with fellow rapper Young Jibbs. Soulja Boy's style though, changed on the release of his new album [unsigned and still rockkin shows] in which he seemed to rap about more seriuos topics, such as the rap song dedicated to his long relationship with his girlfriend. Mathews has been mentioned by many others such superstar [Busta Rhymes\} busta stated that "when groupies appear to my shows I be like says yahh bitch\! Like my nigga Soulja" Soulja Boy is very young as he is talented.Hey soulja boy can i get a ri-Yahh Bitch Yahh
Author: Kassim http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/2416874113. (soulja boy) (61↑, 479↓)real name DeAndre Cortez Way is a sexy new up and coming rapper wit hits like [crank dat soulja boy] and [soulja gurl].he has a huge internet fan base and his debut song was \#1 on da billboard charts for 7 consecutive wks.all u dumb mutha fuckaz keep writin he lives wit his parents DUHH u dumb bitch he jus turned 17 in july wut da fuck u expect.whoeva wrote his name wuz nate or mathew or wuteva da fuck u wrote get it right.DEANDRE CORTEZ WAY\! i wont yall bitch ass hataz to give me a thumbs down cuz yall got a thumb stuck up yall ASSES\! Yall need to stop hate 'n' on my homie soulja boy n get a life.God Bless.Thanx YUUUUUAAAAHHHHHHH\!dumb ass: soulja boy is a ugly-ass lame dat cant rap me: u dumb bitch he look betta den yo hermaphrodite ass he hyphy az a mutha fucka
Author: $OULJA GURL http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/2683143114. (Soulja Boy) (72↑, 552↓)17 year old boy from the south. Most popular song so far " Crank Dat Soulja Boy " became a hit, other rappers started using the Crank Dat as the beginning such as " Crank Dat Lion King " and " Crank Dat Spiderman ". Also fine as hell\!Oh my gad did you see Soulja Boy last night at da concert?\!
Author: Caralynn http://soulja-boy.urbanup.com/2614085115. (soulja boy) (158↑, 1072↓)Soulja Boy is a sexy young boy from the dirty dirty and he makes fire tracks like " booty meat ", " joccin on yo bitch ass " and " just got my report card ". As of today he's only internet, pretty soon he should be going radio and then making dem videos. Because ooooh his songs is crunk as hell, and with his energy I can see him recieveing dem big ol' fancy awards. He also has a really good friend named Arab. You can hear him on some of those tracks.I love me soulja boy I know you do
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